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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
text, un. FREDERICK
Is this Rohan?
freddie
Frederick, is it? Unless that's only a username. Anyway, do you have some business with me?
i'm gomen....
I believe you've met one of my housemates, Cam Buckland. He informated me that you had transformed him into a book against his will.
snitches get stitches, CAM
rip cam, rip fred too
hate that their cr became negative before they even met .... incredible
[ as he types all this, he's eating some lasagna. important atmosphere-building meta. ]
maybe we can still salvage it somehow......
I'll have to ask you not to do it again, or at the very least ask for permission before doing so.
i believe in the power of yaoi
it's delicious. ]
Let me ask you one thing, Frederick. When you're under attack, do you ask politely before retaliating?
[ cam didn't attack him, but he attacked his SENSIBILITIES. ]
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Do you mean to imply that Cam attempted to strike you down without warning?
[ Sounds fake based on what he knows of his housemate. ]
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Before you come lecture me, maybe you should go lecture that bastard who doesn't seem to know what's acceptable to do in a public place. Places of nature, especially, deserve to be respected.
[ though, rohan also doesn't know what's acceptable to do in a public place, since he's a nasty spider-licker. ]
what if i could read
He threatened to do what in a public pool?
[ Absolutely terrible. Never mind, maybe Cam was in the wrong all this time. ]
I'll be sure to have a word with him then. But could you not have simply scolded him and turned him around?
it's ok .... go eat something nice
Then how could I make sure he would never try to pull off such a disgusting stunt again? I don't take half-measures. [ <-- guy who cut off his finger for a dice game. ]
does ice cream count as nice
I hardly think such drastic measures were needed. Could you not have simply called the local guard? Surely the threat of a few nights in jail would have been enough.
[ Sorry Cam. ]
please dont eat ice cream for breakfast
[ Congrats, Fred, you got him to put down his lasagna in favour of running that mental image in his mind. Cam getting dragged away and thrown in the slammer. Golden, tbh. ]
it's too late, my ice cream was delicious
In any case, I apologize for his behavior, but if you could refrain from turning him into a book in the future, the two of us would both appreciate it.
[ Spoken like a true dad. ]
eat some bread ...
You seem like someone who actually has sense, but I'm not going to promise that and leave myself defenseless against an asshole who's somehow blessed with so much power. He's mocked me for the very last time.
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Did he insult you as well as threaten to desecrate the pool?
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Something far worse. [ Cam teleported him up into a tall tree while he was half-naked and left him there. He had to call Vane to help him get down. It's ... very embarrassing and makes him look lame so he's not going to tell Fred. ]
And I don't intend to forgive him. He's going to get what he deserves. I'll make sure of it.
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Vengeance should never be a satisfying road to walk down. Could you not consider forgiveness instead? Show Cam just who is the bigger and better person?
[ Blah blah blah, can you tell he's a boring knight yet. ]
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Why would I need to show him that? Obviously, that person is me.
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[ Sorry Cam, he still loves you buddy. ]
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[ cam is shitty!!!!!! ]
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I should certainly hope so, having lived with him for so long.
It sound as though you're the one misjudging his character.
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Some people need to face consequences before they understand.
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