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[insist]

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does ice cream count as nice

[pebblestone]

[ Fair, but also: ]

I hardly think such drastic measures were needed. Could you not have simply called the local guard? Surely the threat of a few nights in jail would have been enough.

[ Sorry Cam. ]

please dont eat ice cream for breakfast

[insist]

You're right. I should have gotten him arrested ...

[ Congrats, Fred, you got him to put down his lasagna in favour of running that mental image in his mind. Cam getting dragged away and thrown in the slammer. Golden, tbh. ]

it's too late, my ice cream was delicious

[pebblestone]

[ Okay, that wasn't the goal, but what Fred doesn't know won't hurt him. ]

In any case, I apologize for his behavior, but if you could refrain from turning him into a book in the future, the two of us would both appreciate it.

[ Spoken like a true dad. ]

eat some bread ...

[insist]

I refuse.

You seem like someone who actually has sense, but I'm not going to promise that and leave myself defenseless against an asshole who's somehow blessed with so much power. He's mocked me for the very last time.

[pebblestone]

[ Blessed with so much power? Mocked for the very last time? What in the gods' name happened between the two of them? ]

Did he insult you as well as threaten to desecrate the pool?

[insist]

[ something cursed. ]

Something far worse. [ Cam teleported him up into a tall tree while he was half-naked and left him there. He had to call Vane to help him get down. It's ... very embarrassing and makes him look lame so he's not going to tell Fred. ]

And I don't intend to forgive him. He's going to get what he deserves. I'll make sure of it.

[pebblestone]

[ Good grief. ]

Vengeance should never be a satisfying road to walk down. Could you not consider forgiveness instead? Show Cam just who is the bigger and better person?

[ Blah blah blah, can you tell he's a boring knight yet. ]

[insist]

[ fred you are a lame-o ]

Why would I need to show him that? Obviously, that person is me.

[pebblestone]

Perhaps, but wouldn't you want to show him the error of his ways in a more magnanimous fashion?

[ Sorry Cam, he still loves you buddy. ]

[insist]

That's not going to make him the least bit apologetic. Do you even understand your so-called friend's character?

[ cam is shitty!!!!!! ]

[pebblestone]

[ No he isn't!! ]

I should certainly hope so, having lived with him for so long.

It sound as though you're the one misjudging his character.

[insist]

He's not going to fall to his knees and apologise just because I decided to forgive him. If anything, he'll probably fail to see why what he did was wrong.

Some people need to face consequences before they understand.

[pebblestone]

And you've decided that you're the one worthy to mete out consequences to every law-unabiding citizen you meet?

[insist]

Only to the ones who cross me. I don't care about everyone else.

[pebblestone]

That's a very narrow world view you have.