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that bitch, kishibe rohan ([personal profile] insist) wrote2018-04-07 02:04 am

IC CONTACT



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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Through some RP magic or another, Yoruichi has managed to catch wind of Rohan's name and, much to her delight, discovered it also in the refugee contacts book uploaded in their phones.

It's a lazy weekend afternoon, she hasn't gotten anything better to do, so: ]


why did the golfer change his pants?
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Immediately afterwards comes another text. ]

because he got a hole in one
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rinse and repeat. ]

how do you make holy water?
Edited 2018-05-01 17:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
you boil the hell out of it
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
what do you call somebody with no nose?
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
nobody knows!
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
how many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
tentacles
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
what's the loudest pet you can get?
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
a trumpet
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ok i'm done now

[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-01 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And she keeps blowing up his phone until Rohan finally responds.

Hi!!!!!!!!! ]
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no

[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-03 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ get your lazy ass outta bed, rohan ]

you could stand to lighten up
i thought i would help


[ """help""" ]
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-03 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HMMMMMM ]

is it?
i suppose your terrible sense of humor can't be helped

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1/2

[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-03 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .......................... ]

0/10
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mobile tags are impossible

[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-03 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
and you call yourself an artist

how can you create anything when your jokes are so bad?
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-04 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, so you write the type of R18 manga that teenage boys hide in their bags to read secretly during break?

[ what else is she supposed to interpret from that one time he listed her measurements aloud? ]
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-04 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
is that so? then you cater to only your own fantasies and none other?

[ which makes him the teenage boy reading R18 doujins in school, gotcha ]
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[personal profile] catfident 2018-05-04 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
that you're a self-centered pervert with no interest in the well-being of others

[ maybe if he was less of a douchebag she would think differently ]

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