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[insist]

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[insist]

'Lighten up'? Why would I need to lighten up?

[ stop implying there are actual flaws in his personality. ] That's the only funny joke you've told so far.

[ He's a calm and rational person. ]

[catfident]

[ HMMMMMM ]

is it?
i suppose your terrible sense of humor can't be helped

[insist]

[ wow! ]

What's that? Criticizing my sense of humor when your jokes fell so flat you could roll something over them? In comedy, puns are the lowest-tier, told only in irony.

But fine, if it's puns you want, I know a few. In fact, I've once done a theatrical performance on puns.

[ Not really. Anyway, here it comes: ] It was a play on words.

1/2

[catfident]

[ .......................... ]

0/10

mobile tags are impossible

[catfident]

and you call yourself an artist

how can you create anything when your jokes are so bad?

[insist]

Were you listening to what I said? That part about puns being bottom barrel when it comes to comedy?

[ secretly offended she doesn't find him funny. ]

Anyway, I'm not a gag manga artist. Comedy was never the focus of my manga.

[catfident]

oh, so you write the type of R18 manga that teenage boys hide in their bags to read secretly during break?

[ what else is she supposed to interpret from that one time he listed her measurements aloud? ]

[insist]

Excuse me?! How many terrible jokes are you going to tell me today

I have better things to do with my talent than cater to other people's fantasies. That sort of manga is dull, devoid of any substance, dependent too heavily on overused tropes, wholly uninspired.

[catfident]

is that so? then you cater to only your own fantasies and none other?

[ which makes him the teenage boy reading R18 doujins in school, gotcha ]

[insist]

[ joke's on u rohan dropped out of school .......

anyway ... his action's coming back to haunt him ..... and me ..... ]

I do no such thing! I draw and write to craft an excellent, well-rounded story. What the hell are you trying to imply about me?

[catfident]

that you're a self-centered pervert with no interest in the well-being of others

[ maybe if he was less of a douchebag she would think differently ]

[insist]

[ so all that is true but that doesn't mean he's about to accept these insults!!! ]

Why don't you take a look at yourself, Yoruichi Shihoin, before you start criticizing other people... Even as a cat, your mind was developed enough for speech. You should still have had the basic decency not to do something so vile as to urinate on someone else's things, but you did it anyway. Why don't you think about your disgusting actions before you come here to bother me when I'm very busy. And I'm the one who's perverse?

[catfident]

is your memory so feeble that you've already forgotten about the time you invaded my privacy against my will? do you even possess a mind with which to think before you open your mouth to spew out such nonsense?

truly, men are nothing but hypocrites.

[ rip this conversation ]

[insist]

This is simply what my ability entails. And you refused to help me, so I had to make my own means.

Anyway, I have a lot on my schedule and no time to waste talking to the likes of you. Goodbye. This is the last time we will be speaking.

[ What is the textual equivalent of 'hanging up'? Rohan just changes her display name to 'BLOCKED' in his phone. ]