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[insist]

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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."

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( text ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[underwhelms]

[ no explanation selfie of JJ. He's outside and it's still a little dark, probably butts o'clock in the morning.

He's winking. It's the worst. ]

heeyaw id: RK

[insist]

Contacts --> Rohan Kishibe --> Delete this user.

There, I've mapped it out for you. Follow those instructions.

HeeYaw

[underwhelms]

[ he is rewarded with another selfie ]

YawHee

[insist]

[ he's still here ... ]

Are you here because you can't sleep? Do you know I'm not your fun-dispenser?

[underwhelms]

I'm not bored I'm sympathetic
Since you kept asking for my attention last time

[insist]

[ there's no time in the day that he's ready to deal with this ]

I was not ...?? I think the wind got to your brain. Watching you meddle with that phone while I was speaking to you just pissed me off.

[ Everyone needs to listen to him when he's talking, god. ]

[underwhelms]

so you were jealous of the phone?
is that any better?

[insist]

No. I was just appalled by your lack of manners. [ kids these days??? god

but okay, maybe he's bored enough for some ... vague attempt at conversation. ] Why are you really awake? You don't look like the type to get up this early. [ it's like 5am?? i guess?? jj looks like the type to get the full 8 hours of beauty sleep. ]

[underwhelms]

[ are you saying that because you think he's beautiful 😊 ]

i'm always awake at this time!
gotta get in an early morning run to start the day 🏃

[insist]

[ hmmmm ]

[ Also, he's from a time before widespread emoji use and this is the first time he's seen someone use one. This is making him feel so behind. He pulls out the menu and tries to explore this, but his finger accidentally brushes against an emoji, sending it off. ] 💋

[ GOD THAT'S HIDEOUS. Just moving on ... ] I suppose a run is a good idea at this time, since the weather is cool right now.

[ Now he's thinking of going for a random jog. Rohan doesn't even exercise on the regular but he sometimes gets whims to do something and goes ahead and does them. ]

1/2

[underwhelms]

[ oh god rohan is already in love with him

he should've seen this coming... he really needs to stop accidentally leading people on by sending them sexy selfies ]

[underwhelms]

[ anyway, life must go on ]

you should join me!
i'm heading to the rink after so you can watch me skate too ✨✨✨

[insist]

[ He was still on the fence, because he's not sure how much he wants to actively engage in conversation right now, but the opportunity to see some skating sways him in the direction of agreeing. ]

What sort of skating would this be? Are you an ice-skater?

[underwhelms]

[ luckily for rohan, jj has plenty of videos of himself on his phone so he's quick to send one of his skating over to rohan ]

one of the best in the world! 👆👆

[insist]

[ He may be a huge nerd but he's actually a fan of sportsball -- or sports in general. There are few things more interesting than watching someone put all their work into their passion, and as a passionate person as well he can relate. He actually watches this very intently.

OKAY FINE ... MAYBE HE'S GOOD. Maybe he wants to see JJ skate in person. ] I'll admit you have some skill ...

I want to see this in person. I've always admired figure-skating, because it's one of the few sports that put focus on both the elegance of the human form, and an emotional performance. You can't say that and not show me now.

[underwhelms]

that's why i love figure skating too!
it's the perfect combination of athleticism and artistry
i'm always happy to perform for a fan
come out and meet me!!

[insist]

[ He wouldn't call himself a 'fan', but ... ]

Alright. I'll be heading out. Are we jogging first?

[underwhelms]

yes we need to warm up before we go skating
tell me your address i'll come pick you up!!

[insist]

[ 'We'...? Oh, that's a good idea. He actually wants to try his hand at skating.

Anyway, Rohan just sends his address over. He'll be getting ready in the meantime, washing up and idk slapping on some ho shirt to look presentable. Come pick him up, babe. ]

Here.

[underwhelms]

[ JJ will rock up to Rohan's location soon enough, looking considerably less attractive in his sweats and t-shirt.

And then he'll have the gall to give Rohan a judgmental look. ]

You're going running in that? Are your shoes comfortable?

[insist]

[ jj he has like no money ...... he's not spending what little money he has on running shoes. ]

Does any of that matter as long as I can run?

[underwhelms]

[ That is UNACCEPTABLE ]

You're going to hurt your feet. [ He hadn't anticipated this. Can he, in good conscience, let Rohan run in shoes not meant for running? ] You're already going to have a hard time keeping up with me, but if your shoes aren't comfortable...

[insist]

[ Well, he tends to like things to be done properly and appropriately, and it is proper to wear running shoes when you're about to run. ]

You're quite persistent about this. Is this an athlete's advice? [ Rohan is receptive to the idea, at least. ] I don't have any running shoes.

[underwhelms]

[ JJ sighs, giving the current shoes that Rohan is wearing a critical stare. ]

Fine, you can run in those, but it's not good for your body. [ He levels Rohan with a serious look. ] But we're not going to the rink, we're going to a store to buy you some proper shoes.

[insist]

[ EXCUSE YOU?? Immediately: ]

I want to go to the rink. [ Don't rob him of his fun ice-skating day ... ]