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[insist]

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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."

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[insist]

I wouldn't discount it. If there's any evidence of his existence, I'd like to be informed immediately.

If he were real, however, he'd make much less sense than zombies and vampires. What would he gain out of giving out free toys to millions of children?

[underwhelms]

notified immediately? are you a fan of santa??
and who knows!! why do people do bad things?
why do people do good things?
there are all kinds of beings in this world

[insist]

I understand that there are generous people around, but ... on such a large scale? Do you know how many children there are in the world? It would take so much manpower and resources.

I'm interested in myths of all sorts. Of course I would want to investigate any supposed evidence of Santa Claus.

[underwhelms]

well i don't know
i'm just saying that it's possible!
how would we find him though, if he is real?
maybe one of the libraries?

[insist]

If I were investigating this back in my world, I would just stake him out.

Here -- I guess the library is fine. Is this what you want to do? [ with him ... are they actually friends. wild. ]

[underwhelms]

stake him out? but we don't even know he exists
isn't there a library here where you can see things from other worlds?
we should check it out!
what other myths are you curious about?

[insist]

If there were reason to believe the legend is true, I mean ... [ Of course he wouldn't waste time staking out Santa Claus if there haven't been any sightings or photographic evidence!!! But he'd totally go out of his way to physically investigate cryptids and aliens. ]

Hmm. That would be a good idea. I usually prefer to experience things first hand, but reading is another good way to find inspiration.

Have you heard of the Wendigo?

[underwhelms]

[ He's really excited about this!! ]

wendigo?
that's like a werewolf, right?

[insist]

Not quite. There are many versions to the myth, but one thing remains consistent -- A Wendigo is a creature with an insatiable craving for human flesh.

[underwhelms]

human flesh?
that sounds more like a zombie

[insist]

Close. It's believed that when a human partakes in cannibalism, evil spirits take over and turn them into a Wendigo.

While it's always been just folklore, I've heard about some sightings in Canada, back in my world.

[underwhelms]

in the wilds of canada eh
i wish we could've adventured together rohan
but now canada doesn't exist anymore

[insist]

Yes, it's a pity about what happened to both our worlds. But there's nothing to be gained from looking back.

I didn't know you had such a spirit for adventure.

[underwhelms]

yeah, i love to explore
it's probably not obvious because i don't have fancy powers
i'm really happy here in nadril too!
it feels a lot easier to look around

[insist]

You don't need special powers for that, but I suppose they're helpful in dangerous situations.

There's a lot of technology and magic around. Have you considered upgrading yourself?

[underwhelms]

upgrading myself?
like cosmetic surgery?

[insist]

No. How did you infer that from what I said?

I mean, obtaining a weapon or some artifact that can grant you power.

[underwhelms]

i don't really want a weapon
but maybe a shield

[insist]

Will that be enough?

[underwhelms]

not an ordinary shield
a magic shield!

[insist]

What sort of magical ability would you want it to have?

[underwhelms]

to shield me more effectively
not like some flimsy piece of wood that's no good

[insist]

I see. If this is what you choose out of everything else, you're quite the pacifist, aren't you? Not that I'm very surprised.

I guess ... if I see anything like that around, I'll let you know. [ Since he's taken a liking to JJ. +1 friend to the ... 2 other friends he has. Wild. ]

[underwhelms]

of course i'm a pacifist
and even though i am.....
i still saved your life a couple of times!!

[insist]

[ wow. ] There's value in humility, Jean-Jacques. The hero in a manga rarely goes around telling people about their deeds.

Hmph. [ HMPH!! Funny that Rohan of all people is preaching about humility. ]

And haven't I saved your life in the past too? Since we're on this topic.