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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
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"You've reached Rohan Kishibe. Important calls only, please."
[ He doesn't mind puns but he certainly minds being bombarded by puns when he's trying to catch up on sleep.
... In the late afternoon, yeah, because Rohan's the kind who would have a fucked up sleep schedule.
After 10 minutes of pretending he's not here, he finally responds, because it doesn't look like she will stop. ] What the hell are you doing??! STOP THIS
What are you expecting to get out of this? Do you want me to laugh at your jokes? Do you want to piss the fuck out of me? HOW MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU'RE SATISFIED?
[ imagine that said in the most dramatic voice. ]
... In the late afternoon, yeah, because Rohan's the kind who would have a fucked up sleep schedule.
After 10 minutes of pretending he's not here, he finally responds, because it doesn't look like she will stop. ] What the hell are you doing??! STOP THIS
What are you expecting to get out of this? Do you want me to laugh at your jokes? Do you want to piss the fuck out of me? HOW MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU'RE SATISFIED?
[ imagine that said in the most dramatic voice. ]
[ wow! ]
What's that? Criticizing my sense of humor when your jokes fell so flat you could roll something over them? In comedy, puns are the lowest-tier, told only in irony.
But fine, if it's puns you want, I know a few. In fact, I've once done a theatrical performance on puns.
[ Not really. Anyway, here it comes: ] It was a play on words.
What's that? Criticizing my sense of humor when your jokes fell so flat you could roll something over them? In comedy, puns are the lowest-tier, told only in irony.
But fine, if it's puns you want, I know a few. In fact, I've once done a theatrical performance on puns.
[ Not really. Anyway, here it comes: ] It was a play on words.
Excuse me?! How many terrible jokes are you going to tell me today
I have better things to do with my talent than cater to other people's fantasies. That sort of manga is dull, devoid of any substance, dependent too heavily on overused tropes, wholly uninspired.
I have better things to do with my talent than cater to other people's fantasies. That sort of manga is dull, devoid of any substance, dependent too heavily on overused tropes, wholly uninspired.
[ so all that is true but that doesn't mean he's about to accept these insults!!! ]
Why don't you take a look at yourself, Yoruichi Shihoin, before you start criticizing other people... Even as a cat, your mind was developed enough for speech. You should still have had the basic decency not to do something so vile as to urinate on someone else's things, but you did it anyway. Why don't you think about your disgusting actions before you come here to bother me when I'm very busy. And I'm the one who's perverse?
Why don't you take a look at yourself, Yoruichi Shihoin, before you start criticizing other people... Even as a cat, your mind was developed enough for speech. You should still have had the basic decency not to do something so vile as to urinate on someone else's things, but you did it anyway. Why don't you think about your disgusting actions before you come here to bother me when I'm very busy. And I'm the one who's perverse?
is your memory so feeble that you've already forgotten about the time you invaded my privacy against my will? do you even possess a mind with which to think before you open your mouth to spew out such nonsense?
truly, men are nothing but hypocrites.
[ rip this conversation ]
truly, men are nothing but hypocrites.
[ rip this conversation ]
This is simply what my ability entails. And you refused to help me, so I had to make my own means.
Anyway, I have a lot on my schedule and no time to waste talking to the likes of you. Goodbye. This is the last time we will be speaking.
[ What is the textual equivalent of 'hanging up'? Rohan just changes her display name to 'BLOCKED' in his phone. ]
Anyway, I have a lot on my schedule and no time to waste talking to the likes of you. Goodbye. This is the last time we will be speaking.
[ What is the textual equivalent of 'hanging up'? Rohan just changes her display name to 'BLOCKED' in his phone. ]
[ JJ will rock up to Rohan's location soon enough, looking considerably less attractive in his sweats and t-shirt.
And then he'll have the gall to give Rohan a judgmental look. ]
You're going running in that? Are your shoes comfortable?
And then he'll have the gall to give Rohan a judgmental look. ]
You're going running in that? Are your shoes comfortable?
[ That is UNACCEPTABLE ]
You're going to hurt your feet. [ He hadn't anticipated this. Can he, in good conscience, let Rohan run in shoes not meant for running? ] You're already going to have a hard time keeping up with me, but if your shoes aren't comfortable...
You're going to hurt your feet. [ He hadn't anticipated this. Can he, in good conscience, let Rohan run in shoes not meant for running? ] You're already going to have a hard time keeping up with me, but if your shoes aren't comfortable...
[ Well, he tends to like things to be done properly and appropriately, and it is proper to wear running shoes when you're about to run. ]
You're quite persistent about this. Is this an athlete's advice? [ Rohan is receptive to the idea, at least. ] I don't have any running shoes.
You're quite persistent about this. Is this an athlete's advice? [ Rohan is receptive to the idea, at least. ] I don't have any running shoes.
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