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[insist]

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[insist]

That's not going to make him the least bit apologetic. Do you even understand your so-called friend's character?

[ cam is shitty!!!!!! ]

[pebblestone]

[ No he isn't!! ]

I should certainly hope so, having lived with him for so long.

It sound as though you're the one misjudging his character.

[insist]

He's not going to fall to his knees and apologise just because I decided to forgive him. If anything, he'll probably fail to see why what he did was wrong.

Some people need to face consequences before they understand.

[pebblestone]

And you've decided that you're the one worthy to mete out consequences to every law-unabiding citizen you meet?

[insist]

Only to the ones who cross me. I don't care about everyone else.

[pebblestone]

That's a very narrow world view you have.

( text ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[underwhelms]

do you think santa is real?

[insist]

[ what ......

actually, he doesn't mind this question very much. ]

Does your mind often wander when you're feeling bored, Jean-Jacques?

Unlike BigFoot, there have been no recorded sightings of Santa Claus. In fact, the origin of the legend can be traced back to a person in history.

[underwhelms]

think about it this way: zombies are real, vampires are real, and magic is real...
then why can't santa be real?
somewhere???

[insist]

I wouldn't discount it. If there's any evidence of his existence, I'd like to be informed immediately.

If he were real, however, he'd make much less sense than zombies and vampires. What would he gain out of giving out free toys to millions of children?

[underwhelms]

notified immediately? are you a fan of santa??
and who knows!! why do people do bad things?
why do people do good things?
there are all kinds of beings in this world

[insist]

I understand that there are generous people around, but ... on such a large scale? Do you know how many children there are in the world? It would take so much manpower and resources.

I'm interested in myths of all sorts. Of course I would want to investigate any supposed evidence of Santa Claus.

[underwhelms]

well i don't know
i'm just saying that it's possible!
how would we find him though, if he is real?
maybe one of the libraries?

[insist]

If I were investigating this back in my world, I would just stake him out.

Here -- I guess the library is fine. Is this what you want to do? [ with him ... are they actually friends. wild. ]

[underwhelms]

stake him out? but we don't even know he exists
isn't there a library here where you can see things from other worlds?
we should check it out!
what other myths are you curious about?

[insist]

If there were reason to believe the legend is true, I mean ... [ Of course he wouldn't waste time staking out Santa Claus if there haven't been any sightings or photographic evidence!!! But he'd totally go out of his way to physically investigate cryptids and aliens. ]

Hmm. That would be a good idea. I usually prefer to experience things first hand, but reading is another good way to find inspiration.

Have you heard of the Wendigo?

[underwhelms]

[ He's really excited about this!! ]

wendigo?
that's like a werewolf, right?

[insist]

Not quite. There are many versions to the myth, but one thing remains consistent -- A Wendigo is a creature with an insatiable craving for human flesh.

[underwhelms]

human flesh?
that sounds more like a zombie

[insist]

Close. It's believed that when a human partakes in cannibalism, evil spirits take over and turn them into a Wendigo.

While it's always been just folklore, I've heard about some sightings in Canada, back in my world.

[underwhelms]

in the wilds of canada eh
i wish we could've adventured together rohan
but now canada doesn't exist anymore

[insist]

Yes, it's a pity about what happened to both our worlds. But there's nothing to be gained from looking back.

I didn't know you had such a spirit for adventure.

[underwhelms]

yeah, i love to explore
it's probably not obvious because i don't have fancy powers
i'm really happy here in nadril too!
it feels a lot easier to look around

[insist]

You don't need special powers for that, but I suppose they're helpful in dangerous situations.

There's a lot of technology and magic around. Have you considered upgrading yourself?

[underwhelms]

upgrading myself?
like cosmetic surgery?